These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise. All of them had hair of gold like their mother the youngest one in curls. Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale a tale of a fateful trip that started from this tropic port aboard this tiny ship. Now the world don't move to the beat of just drum. What might be right for you may not be right for some.

He busy revin' up his Powerful Mach 5! Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed - a poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed. Just two good ol' boys Never meanin' no harm. Beats all you've ever saw been in trouble with the law since the day they was born. The Love Boat soon will be making another run. The Love Boat promises something for everyone.

To a deluxe apartment in the sky. Fish don't fry in the kitchen and beans don't burn on the grill. Took a whole lotta tryin' just to get up that hill. Today still wanted by the government they survive as soldiers of fortune. And you know where you were then. Girls were girls and men were men. Mister we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again. Sunday Monday Happy Days.

Everybody pulled his weight. Gee our old Lasalle ran great. Those were the days. Movin' on up to the east side. We finally got a piece of the pie. Why do we always come here? I guess well never know. Its like a kind of torture to have to watch the show. These days are all Happy and Free. These days are all share them with me oh baby. Doin' it our way.

Take a step that is new. We've a loveable space that needs your face threes company too! On the most sensational inspirational celebrational Muppetational... This is what we call the Muppet Show. They call him Flipper Flipper faster than lightning. No one you see is smarter than he? Why do we always come here? I guess well never know. Its like a kind of torture to have to watch the show.